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Scotland's ridiculous referendum? No, but yes!

  • Writer: Richard Whiteoak
    Richard Whiteoak
  • Sep 18, 2014
  • 1 min read

For obvious reasons, I support the "No" Campaign in Scotland's ridiculous referendum for independence. In response to this vote, I took it upon myself to 'hedge my bets' and visited my local Dan Murphy’s to stock up on a couple of bottles of my favourite whiskey: the 14 YO Oban Highland Single Malt. My justification of this purchase to my horrified wife? "if Scotland becomes independent, they'll have to tax something to pay for all of their citizenry’s social security benefits. If their oil runs dry, what else do they have?"

 
 
 

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Richard, appearing to be deep in thought, an appearance that is deceptive.

40 years old and getting more cynical by the day. A lover of eccentricity, a proponent of the individual, civil liberties and freedoms. Often at loggerheads with those demanding uniformity in the name of the collective. Argues as an individual, and not as part of a group or organisation.

 

I never set out to offend, but in the words of the great linguist Stephen Fry

 

“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so f**king what."

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